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• Stephen: What's something I've hypnotised?
• Alan: Hugh Laurie.

• Stephen: Oddly enough, "sauros" was ancient Greek slang for "penis". "Sauros" means "lizard", and they would call it your "lizard". Your knob. Just thought you'd like to know that.
• Alan: Why is "thesaurus", then? Is that Latin?
• Stephen: That's a different word. "Thesaurus" means a "treasure house" or "repository". In this case, a treasure house of words.
• Alan: So you might refer to your backside as a "thesaurus".
• Stephen: I'd like to think my bottom is a treasure house, yes, Alan.
• Alan: "My bottom is a treasure house" is a really good catch phrase.

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