reachling asked: 47, 53, 75, 80
hurr again beware of >TMI
47: What is one song you’d like to have sex to?
IF I MUST CHOOSE THEN I GUESS:
Animal Collective’s Winter’s Love
or
Depeche Mode It’s no Good
53: What is one thing that NEVER makes you horny?
When a guy just is all puffed up ‘yea bitch imma fuck you cause im da boss’ kind of behaviour. Some just don’t seem to get how to own such a demanor and it just turns me off. (also the notion that their cock is magic and therefore no technique is to be applied, but thankfully i have never been with anyone like that, my sexual encounters are actually few and far between)
Also I’m usually pretty much instantly turned off if a guy I like is dating someone.
75: If you had a penis, what would you name it?
Hm. HMMMM. probably somethng dumb and simple like Wiener or Dick
80: How would you react if you found out your parents had sex in your bed?
![TMI CUT LOL, no really if ya don’t wanna know, steer clear and have a good day!
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1: Kitchen Counter, Couch, or on top of the dryer?
I’d try the dryer while it’s working, so maybe that? Couch is a been there done that.
3: A fictional person that you think would be good in bed:I gotta agree with Bucket, Kon seems like a LOT of fun!Also ngl Bolin looks like he’d be awesome too, with his good sense of mutual pleasure.
But other than that idk, I don’t spend much time thinking of that, but since we’re on the fictional I’ll go a bit nuts and admit Inu from Togainu no Chi could be… More than interesthing. Sexy bitch.
5: Where is one place you would never have sex:A beach. Sand… :/6: The most awkward moment during a sexual experience was when:
I pussyfarted, it was hilarious, but srsly it was also really ridiculous to have a fit of giggles over hearing george carlin’s voice yelling ‘pussyfart’ in your head while doing it with someone :V.
9: Handcuffs, Rope, or Other [if other please explain]:
Kinbaku style rope; not that I’ve tried being tied up, but i really appreciate how much effort and care is put into the experience. Not sure how much I’d like it myself tho…
15: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find:
Nothing really, I have a pile of yaoi on my shelf and some porn on my computer, but no one really touches those, so.
19: Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?]Yes in my ex boyfriend’s mouth. It wasn’t very different from tasting him, really.
21: Who was the sexiest teacher you ever had? This one, young and dreamy P.E. teacher, it was almost a movie cliché when i ended up playing basketball with him cause we had to pair up and I was late to find a partner. :>
23: How big is too big (peniswise): Haven’t tried ‘too big’ yet, probably if it hurts despite care.
25: Biggest turn on: Currently, I can’t help it when it’s the idea of an erection, clad in lacy girls underwear pressing against mouth, vagina or anus, idk something about that one flimsy layer of clothing being in the way.
Also a cock frotting against a nice ass. GOD FROTTING GET OUT.
38: What do you wear to bed?Panties and just a light tank top. Don’t understand how some people manage to sleep with a bra on.
48: What is something nonsexual that makes you horny?Augh i can’t think of any right now…
52: Has anyone ever posted nude pictures of you online? Nope.
66: Do you watch porn? Yes, not often though. Fanfiction and the occasional doujinshi is usually what I go after.
78: If you were a stripper, what would your name be? dabes IDK, ANY SUGGESTIONS?
81: What was your reaction the first time you saw a penis/vagina ‘OHHH’ and ‘WHAT’ and ‘man gentials are UGLY’. Though an image grown man’s erect penis was probably the creepiest at first sight.](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3nnw26q501qgok7xo1_500.png)
