[image: A picture is of a kitten and a parrot. The parrot has green and red feathers, with tiny bit of blue at the back. The kitten has greyish black fur. The kitten is laying down, with the parrot on top of it. The parrot is cleaning close to the kitten’s stomach, and is eating its entrails. The kitten, caught unawares, is bleeding over the chair that it is sat on. The parrot has beady black eyes which are like tiny portals to hell. The kitten is mewing as its guts are being eaten, crying out in desperation as the photographer only looks on, capturing this horrific moment forever with the use of their soul-stealing device.]
I can do blind text captioning too.
I love you, man
you magnificent bastard SG